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Embrace The Chaos - Vintage Wash Drop Shoulder Cotton T-Shirt (Patakota Collab)

Embrace The Chaos - Vintage Wash Drop Shoulder Cotton T-Shirt (Patakota Collab)

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Size Guide

Find your ideal fit based on height & weight

This is an approximate guide based on a relaxed, vintage-inspired fit:

  • 📏 Height: 0 –5'7" / Weight: 0–145 lbs → Recommended: S
  • 📏 Height: 5'7"–5'10" / Weight: 145–165 lbs → Recommended: M
  • 📏 Height: 5'10"–6'1" / Weight: 165–185 lbs → Recommended: L
  • 📏 Height: 6'1"–6'3" / Weight: 185–205 lbs → Recommended: XL
  • 📏 Height: 6'3" and above / Weight: 205+ lbs → Recommended: 2XL

💡 Prefer a looser fit? Size up. Want it more fitted? Size down.

Still unsure? Feel free to contact us — we’re here to help.

A premium canvas for the chaotic mind. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a wearable artifact. Soft enough to sleep in, structured enough to make a statement.

Crafted from substantial 230 GSM cotton, this piece strikes the perfect balance between heavyweight durability and breathable comfort. The distinctive vintage wash process breaks down the fibers just enough to create that coveted "lived-in" hand-feel from the first wear. Featuring the "Embrace The Chaos" serpent motif by @Patakota, it serves as a reminder that there is order in the disorder.

  • 230 GSM Premium Cotton: The ideal weight for a high-end tee. It drapes perfectly without clinging, offering a structured look that feels substantial.
  • Vintage Wash Finish: A specialized treatment that gives the fabric a soft, aged texture and unique color depth. No two shirts are exactly alike.
  • Relaxed Drop-Shoulder Fit: The silhouette is intentionally loose with dropped shoulders, providing that effortless modern streetwear aesthetic.
  • Esoteric Art: Screen-printed with the intricate, twisting serpent design on the back and the all-seeing eye on the chest—symbols of awareness amidst the noise.
  • Classic Details: Finished with a durable ribbed crew neck and reinforced stitching to withstand the grind of daily life.

Fit Note

Designed with an oversized, relaxed fit. The drop shoulder construction adds width to the upper body. Order your true size for the intended slouchy look, or size down if you prefer a more standard fit.

Size Chart (Inches)

Size S M L XL 2XL
Length 26.77 27.56 28.35 29.13 29.92
Shoulder 21.46 22.05 22.64 23.23 23.82
Chest (Flat) 21.65 22.44 23.23 24.02 24.80
Sleeve Length 7.48 7.87 8.27 8.66 9.06

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Made to order to reduce waste and honor the craft. Because each Phantasmagorical piece is created specifically for you, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please measure carefully.

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