What is it: The Existential Snow Washed Boxy Hooded Tank Top is a 270 GSM heavyweight hooded tank with a boxy, oversized cut and artisan snow wash finish. $80.

Why is the Hooded Tank the ultimate festival piece?

This is not your average tank top. At 270 GSM, it is heavier than most full t-shirts on the market. The boxy cut with an oversized hood gives it a silhouette you do not see anywhere else. Snow washed for that broken-in vintage texture from day one. Built for long festival days, hot weather fits, and layering when the temperature drops at night.

Most brands fall apart after a few washes. Prints crack. Fabric pills. The fit goes weird. Phantasmagorical gear is the opposite. The vintage aesthetic actually gets better and better with every wash. The cotton softens up, the wash fades naturally, and the whole thing breaks in like your favorite piece you have had for years.

What is the Existential design about?

The Existential graphic features a minimalist vertical arrangement of celestial symbols in white featuring a crescent moon cradling a full circle at the center, flanked by small stars, crosses, and dots cascading downward like a delicate cosmic totem. Original and exclusive to Phantasmagorical.

What makes 270 GSM different from a regular tank top?

A standard tank weighs 120-150 GSM. This weighs 270. That is nearly double. The fabric has real weight and drape. It holds its shape, does not cling when you sweat, and the hood adds a streetwear edge that takes it from basic to statement piece. The snow wash finish creates subtle color variation so no two are exactly alike.

Technical Specifications

• Material: 100% Cotton
• Weight: 270 GSM - Heavyweight
• Fit: Boxy, oversized with hood
• Finish: Artisan snow wash
• Colors: Black
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
• Best For: Festivals, summer streetwear, layering, hot weather fits

Sizing Guide

This runs true to size. Order your normal size for the intended fit. For reference, Russell (founder) is 6'2", 180 lbs and wears L for his normal fit or XL for a more relaxed vibe.

Frequently Asked Questions

Fair warning: the Paradigm tee is about to be your favorite shirt. We guarantee it.

It moves. 330 GSM of heavyweight cotton cut long and flowy with dropped shoulders and a boxy, slightly cropped drape, so it hangs off you instead of clinging. The photos undersell it. You have to feel the way it swings when you walk.

The mineral wash is the magic: broken-in soft from the very first wear, faded one of a kind, no two alike. Thicker than a tee, easier than a sweater. Yours shows up already broken in, already yours.

And it does both jobs. A slow Sunday on the couch, or wide-leg bottoms and out the door, lounge to late night, always effortless. 🍄

Why it earns favorite status

• 330 GSM (9.7 oz) heavyweight cotton, real weight, real drape, zero cling
• Flowy, boxy, dropped-shoulder cut that moves with you and flatters standing still
• Artisanal mineral wash, broken-in soft with a one-of-a-kind fade on every piece
• Hand-cut raw hem and a ribbed crew neck that holds its shape
• Lounge to going out, the one shirt that genuinely does both
• Available in Black and Apricot

Find your size

It runs boxy and oversized by design. Stay true to size for the full flowy drape, or size down one for a cleaner, more cropped fit. For reference, our 6'2", 180 lb founder wears a Large.

Questions, answered

Style Note: The heavy mineral wash drape pairs flawlessly with wide-leg streetwear bottoms, or layered under one of our 420 GSM hoodies when the temperature drops.