Unleash retro energy with the Fluffy Vintage Heavyweight Tee.

Future Pyramids is a glitch in the timeline—a cosmic riddle stitched into cotton. Blending sacred geometry with interdimensional streetwear, this design pays homage to civilizations that may or may not exist (yet). It's the perfect companion for decoding life’s mysteries or just vibing out at your next all-nighter under the stars.

• Relaxed Fit: Designed for comfort and effortless style, perfect for streetwear, festivals, or lounging in altered states.
• Virtually Wrinkle-Proof: The fluffy cotton texture holds its shape—so you look fresh even after interstellar travel.
• Premium Feel: 100% cotton, 250 GSM heavyweight fabric that drapes beautifully with a subtly textured handfeel.
• Exclusive Material: The only psychedelic collection crafted with our exclusive Fluffy Vintage Cotton. You won't find this anywhere else.
• Color & Texture Variance: Each tee has a unique worn-in look with slight dye variation, like it’s already been on a few cosmic adventures.

Whether you’re orbiting a festival crowd or wandering through your own consciousness, this shirt’s got your back.

Size Guide

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Each shirt is made to order to reduce waste and ensure quality. Because we’re a small business and every piece is created just for you, we’re unable to accept returns for sizing issues. Thanks for double-checking your fit—we really appreciate your support.